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CHESIRE CAT - Alice in Wonderland

There’s no use knocking on that door for two reasons. The first is that I’m on the same side of the door as you. Secondly, the Duchess is so noisy inside that she won’t hear you if you do. If you were inside, you might knock, and I could let you out. Do you even want to go in? That’s the important question. If you are set on entering… have you tried turning the handle? There’s a good girl.

CATAPILLAR - Alice in Wonderland

Which way you should go depends on where you want to get. If you’ll go anywhere, it doesn’t matter. Every path will take you there. Down this trail lives a Hatter. He’s mad, you know - but I’ll tell you a secret. All the very best people are. In the other direction lives the March Hare. She’s mad. We’re all mad.

MAD HATTER - Alice in Wonderland

Have some wine. It’s right not there. Wait! What am I thinking? Introductions! I’m the Mad Hatter. Charmed, you’re sure. This sleeping rat is Dormouse. This is the March Hare. And this is the May Ham. Delicious may ham. Don’t worry about the elephant. (We don’t speak about him!) Now, what’s your name? No matter. Introductions are over! Pass a clean cup, please!

MOCK TURTLE - Alice in Wonderland

My teacher was the great sea turtle, Tortoise. Why was he called Tortoise if he was a sea turtle? Silly girl. Because he ‘taught us’. You ought to be ashamed for asking such a simple question. Lessons were ten hours the first day, nine the next and so on. What’s that? Do speak up, girl. Why do they get shorter? They are ‘lessons’. They lessen from day to day. You’re really quite dull, you know. Or maybe you don’t.

The Little Mermaid

SEBASTIAN - The Little Mermaid

Oh Sire! You’re gonna love this number! I wrote it for my star pupil - your youngest! Such a voice, that child! Notes as clear as ice, pitch as pure as water! Why I haven’t heard such a magnificent sound since the queen….oh, you’re gonna be so proud! If only that girl would show up for rehearsals once in a while.

URSULA - The Little Mermaid

Flotsam, my pet! Jetsam, my darling! Come to me, my sea-spies! Mama’s feeling….woebegone - banished to the nether regions of the sea. No food, hardly any company...I’m simply wasting away! Yes, poor me! Use a little black magic to help out a few merfolk, and this is the thanks I get! Well, now it’s time to turn the tides on Triton. We just need to find his Achilles heel...a weakness that will crack his armor.

KING TRITON - The Little Mermaid

Seagull? Human stuff? You went up to the surface?! You could have been seen by one of those barbarians! They’re dangerous - nets, harpoons! You’re my youngest! As long as you live under my reef, you’ll obey my rules! That’s the last time you’re ever swimming to the surface! Understood?

ARIEL - The Little Mermaid

But he didn’t frighten me. He made me feel...wonderful! Besides, I am not a child any more! It doesn’t matter - you don’t understand! I wish mother were here! I hate father! And some friend you turned out to be - spilling everything - I don’t need you. I don’t need any of you! Go away! I said, go away!

If you prefer to perform your audition with a friend, please choose from one of these dialogues and be sure to sign up together for the same audition slot. These scenes are only available as an option to those auditioning in a pair, and will be used in place of a monologue.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Dual Dialogue Scene ) - Alice in Wonderland

Dee: Ahhh! Look at that!

Dum: What?

Dee: My rattle!

Dum: I only wanted to play with it.

Dee: You broke it! You know we must battle.

Dum: Must we?

Dee: We must! What’s the time?

Dum: Half past a lunatic.

Dee: Very good. We’ll fight ‘til a quarter of sanity.

Dum: You might want to step back, Alice.

Dee: Yes! I generally hit everything I see.

Dum: And I generally hit everything within reach - whether I see it or not

Dee: Battle!

Song #1 - Part Of Your World Reprise- The Little Mermaid

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What would I give

To live where you are

What would I pay

To stay here beside you

What would I do to see you

Smiling at me


I don’t know when

I don’t know how

But I know

Something’s starting

Right now


Watch and you’ll see

Someday I’ll be

Part of your world

Song # 2 - She’s In Love- The Little Mermaid

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Is she ill or insane?

Is it water on the brain?

What has got her bothered so?


It’s the bends, it’s the flu

Gosh I wish we had a clue

Oh wait!

Oh dear!

Good grief!

It’s clear -


She’s in love!

She’s in love!

Pounding heart

Ringing bells

Look, I think she’s even wearing brand new shells!

Song #3 Human Stuff - The Little Mermaid

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Pick up the dinglehopper

Just like so

Twirl it the way I’m twirling now

Give it a little yank

And there ya go

You’re what they call the dog’s meow


Wonderful stuff, that human stuff!

Can’t get enough, of human stuff!

And we are the authority

No need for us to bluff

Because we are great

At explanatin’

Human stuff!

Song #4 Under The Sea- The Little Mermaid

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The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else’s lake

You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you looking for?


Under the sea, under the sea

Darling it’s better

Down where it’s wetter

Take it from me!


Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devoting

Full time to floating

Under the sea!



Song #1 New Soul - Alice in Wonderland

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I'm a new soul, I came to this strange world

Hoping I could learn a bit 'bout how to give and take

But since I came here, felt the joy and the fear

Finding myself making every possible mistake



Song #2 When You're Falling - Alice in Wonderland

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'Cause when you're falling

I can't tell which way is down

And when you're screaming

Somehow I don't hear a sound

And when you're seeing things

Then your feet don't touch the ground

'Cause when you're falling

I can't tell which way is down



Song #3 Pumpin Blood - Alice in Wonderland

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It's the best world's feeling, like nothing can go wrong

You're the saddle of the world, you get to know

'Cause it's your heart, it's alive

It's pumping blood

It's your heart, it's alive

It's pumping blood

And the whole wide world is whistling



Song #4 Stompa - Alice in Wonderland

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People working every night and day

Never give yourself no time

Got too many bills to pay

Slow down, nothing's gonna disappear

If you give yourself some room

To move to the music you hear

Gotta get up, listen to me

Clappa your hands, stompa your feet